What's life without a little melodrama?
Sometimes, I feel like throwing my arms up in the air and cursing the world.
But, most of the time, I just want to curse a specific someone or something (hello, Lenovo craptop).
Over the years, my mates and I have used many a colourful curse to substitute for the off-colour variety.
"May the fleas of a thousand rhinoceroses infest in your armpits!" was one example.
So, what mildly annoying or SFW imprecations can you devise to hex someone or something?
Enjoy & Have Fun!
